Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries.

By eegah

Vermonty Python Ben & Jerry’s has created the best ice cream flavor ever…Vermonty Python!  The ingredients:  Coffee liquer with chocolate cookie crumbs and fudge cows (get it?).  The description:  “We interrupt ourselves with much hooting through tin horns to bring you this brilliant new ice cream, made from dried shrubbery and old cereal packets. This is a ripping good flavor, really, so buy it quickly and run away, silly person, or we shall taunt you a second time.”

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