Top quotes from The Office – “Product Recall”
Creed: The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive. Like I did … when I was a homeless man.
Jim: Lord, beer me strength.
Andy: Why is my girlfriend here?
Dwight: You’ve been granted level 3 security clearance. Don’t get too excited, that’s out of 20.
Michael: You know what our killer is? Depression.
Dwight: Wolves.
Michael: Depression.
Dwight: Visual aids.
Michael: Yes.
Dwight: A quilt — depression quilt?
Michael: No time to sew a quilt.
Toby: Creed is eating an apple. I found a potato.
Dwight: Okay, calm down. I need you to acquire an inflatable house and/or castle.
Andy: You mean a moon bounce.
Dwight: What do you think? You’ve got an hour.
Andy: I’m gonna need petty cash.
Dwight: Shunning resumed.
Andy: Do you, do you want a drawbridge?
Dwight: Un-shun. Yeah, that sounds good. Re-shun.
Dwight: When you land, try and land like an eight-year old. These bouncy castles are not designed for adults.
For those of you wondering where the title of my blog comes from, I submit the following clip:
There, that should clear everything up…or does it?
If you know the Prince song, sing along -
“Sometimes it snows in April, sometimes I feel so…” oh, who am I kidding. This sucks.
Michael: Pam, would you please tell Darryl that this is not a woman’s suit.
Pam: Omigod, that’s a woman’s suit!
Kevin: Who makes it?
Michael: Um, MISSterious. And it is mysterious, because the buttons are on the wrong side. That’s the mystery.
Pam: Michael, the pants don’t have any pockets.
Michael: No, they don’t, see? Italians don’t wear pockets.
Dwight: When Han Solo returns to the Death Star in the Millennium Falcon, and shoots down the TIE fighters and saves the rebel cause, do you think he does so for a free beer?
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