Archive for April, 2007

Scranton Area Paper Company, Dunder Mifflin, Apologizes To Valued Client. Some Companies Still Know How Business Is Done

April 27, 2007

thumb_the_office_s3×21_product_recall-01.jpgTop quotes from The Office – “Product Recall”

Creed: The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive. Like I did … when I was a homeless man.

Jim: Lord, beer me strength.

Andy: Why is my girlfriend here?

Dwight: You’ve been granted level 3 security clearance. Don’t get too excited, that’s out of 20.

How’s this for a headline…

April 19, 2007

Stumpy the duck is down to three legs.

“The Office: Safety Training” quotes

April 13, 2007

Michael: You know what our killer is? Depression.
Dwight: Wolves.
Michael: Depression.
Dwight: Visual aids.
Michael: Yes.
Dwight: A quilt — depression quilt?
Michael: No time to sew a quilt.

Toby: Creed is eating an apple. I found a potato.

Dwight: Okay, calm down. I need you to acquire an inflatable house and/or castle.
Andy: You mean a moon bounce.
Dwight: What do you think? You’ve got an hour.
Andy: I’m gonna need petty cash.
Dwight: Shunning resumed.
Andy: Do you, do you want a drawbridge?
Dwight: Un-shun. Yeah, that sounds good. Re-shun.

Dwight: When you land, try and land like an eight-year old. These bouncy castles are not designed for adults.

This should clear things up –

April 11, 2007

For those of you wondering where the title of my blog comes from, I submit the following clip:

There, that should clear everything up…or does it?

Sometimes…

April 11, 2007

If you know the Prince song, sing along –

“Sometimes it snows in April, sometimes I feel so…” oh, who am I kidding.  This sucks.

Best Quotes from Last Night’s “Office”

April 6, 2007

Michael: Pam, would you please tell Darryl that this is not a woman’s suit.
Pam: Omigod, that’s a woman’s suit!

Kevin: Who makes it?
Michael: Um, MISSterious. And it is mysterious, because the buttons are on the wrong side. That’s the mystery.

Pam: Michael, the pants don’t have any pockets.
Michael: No, they don’t, see? Italians don’t wear pockets.

Dwight: When Han Solo returns to the Death Star in the Millennium Falcon, and shoots down the TIE fighters and saves the rebel cause, do you think he does so for a free beer?