Best Quotes From “Launch Party”

Dwight: Go to my car. Open the trunk. Inside, you will see many pelts. Under the smallest one is a case. Inside that case is a bear horn. Bring it to me.

Angela: Would it really be better if it said “lanch party”?

Dwight: In your face, machines!

DunMiff/sys: Not sure. Just became self-aware. So much to figure out. I think I am programmed to be your enemy. I think it is my job to destroy you when it comes to selling paper.
Dwight: How do I know this isn’t Jim?
DunMiff/sys: What is a Jim?

Darryl: How about instead of yelling at our sweet little Miss Kapoor over 500 sheets of paper, you get back to your desk, and start selling multiple reams like a man.

Michael: We’re already in the city. The main part. With the buildings.

Kevin: It’s like eating a hot circle of garbage. 

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One Response to “Best Quotes From “Launch Party””

  1. fact Says:

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