Best quotes from “The Job”

May 18, 2007

For “The Office” finale (a perfect ending to Season 3), I give you two video quotes:

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My 100th Post!

May 15, 2007

For my 100th post, I give you my latest creation – It’s a Big Joe Polka Show/Black Eyed Peas mashup.  Enjoy.

By the way, if you were wondering, Big Joe Polka is a rockin’ sweet show on Saturday nights on the RFD channel.  What can be better than watching old people dance to polka tunes played by a guy in sheer sleeves?  That’s right, nothing.

The Office “Beach Games”

May 11, 2007

In addition to the “Watch out for snakes” line, here are my top quotes from last night:

Dwight: You have to point to a specific part of the body.
Michael: Right there.
Dwight: “Abdomen. Menses.”
Michael: Maybe.
Dwight: “The uterus contracts after your egg passes through it.”
Michael: Not it. I don’t have eggs.

Michael: Oscar, you brought your Speedo, I assume?
Oscar: I don’t wear a Speedo, Michael.
Michael: Well, you can’t swim in leather pants. (Laughs) I’m just yankin’ your chain. Not literally.

Michael: We are situated on the northeast corner of scenic Lake Scranton. America’s eighth largest indigenous body of water.

Kelly: Who’s Bob Hope?
Michael: God! He’s, he’s a comedian.
Kelly: Oh, like Amanda Bynes.
Michael: Who’s Amanda Bynes?
Kelly: She’s from What A Girl Wants.
Michael: Oh, I love that movie.

Creed: Nobody told me we were going to have hot dogs!

Best Office Quote Ever!

May 11, 2007

During last night’s office episode “Beach Games” as Michael is getting off the bus with his coworkers, he warns them to “Watch out for snakes”!  How cool is that that MST3K is now used as a pop culture reference!

MST3K Lives On! (Sort Of)

May 8, 2007

I just came across this site called RiffTrax.  It was created by Michael J. Nelson of Mystery Science Theater 3000 fame.  After years of making fun of B-Movies, he came up with this amazing idea of being able to riff on popular movies such as The Matrix, Star Wars, and Lord of the Rings and not have to get the rights to those movies.  Lets face it, even these classic movies aren’t above being ripped on.  On the site, you download mp3 tracks and play them along with the movie.  They currently run between 1.99 and 3.99 per track.   Most of the episodes also feature Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett (the voices of Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot respectively).

Check out some sample clips here.

Attention All MSTies!

May 7, 2007

Someone has been very busy the past several months posting tons of full- length episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000  to Google Video.  So if you are sitting at your computer with nothing better to do for an hour and a half, head on over today and check out some MST3K.

Have you ever been to the circus?

May 4, 2007

Best quotes from The Office “Women’s Appreciation”

Creed: If that’s flashing, then lock me up.

Dwight: If I could menstruate, I wouldn’t have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I’d just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides.

Creed: I’m a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the women’s room for number two. I’ve been caught several times, and I have paid dearly.

Michael: Do you have a crescent? A crescent Allan?

Andy: Halfsies?
Dwight: No. Wholesies.

T ain’t no fool, sucka!

May 3, 2007

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Made this sweet badge at Says-it.com .  You can also make your own cassette tape, LP, and even church sign!  If you come up with some good ones, email them to me and I’ll post them.

Scranton Area Paper Company, Dunder Mifflin, Apologizes To Valued Client. Some Companies Still Know How Business Is Done

April 27, 2007

thumb_the_office_s3×21_product_recall-01.jpgTop quotes from The Office – “Product Recall”

Creed: The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive. Like I did … when I was a homeless man.

Jim: Lord, beer me strength.

Andy: Why is my girlfriend here?

Dwight: You’ve been granted level 3 security clearance. Don’t get too excited, that’s out of 20.

How’s this for a headline…

April 19, 2007

Stumpy the duck is down to three legs.